why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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