I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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