MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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