I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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