Joe is yelling at the trees again.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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