I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Congratulations! We have a period
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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