At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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