I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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