I have demons in me.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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