i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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