Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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