3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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