I just made out with a guy for $7.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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