we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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