God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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