Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Randomize
