Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
A+ Viking dick
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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