Buhtt sex?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm bleeding and have questions
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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