You're my little dorito
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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