school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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