you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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