We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I need you to use more vowels.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
