ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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