yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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