hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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