Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
