In the future we'll all be gay
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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