He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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