i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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