Please, let me fuck your mom
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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