Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
