Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
