is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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