I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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