Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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