she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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