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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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