Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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