WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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