make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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