So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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