ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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