Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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