i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
pray to the hookup gods
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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