You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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