then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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