In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
how drunk are you?
Several
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
