it's not cheating when I paid for it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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