He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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