Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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