That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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