Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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