There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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