Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You're a disaster
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