eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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