Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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