You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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