worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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