My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
