you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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