Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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