at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She's the barista slut.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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