She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
