How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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