pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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