Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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