i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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